A woman in Connecticut was recently arrested because she pooped in a cul-de-sac three times in one month. Who does that?!
Holly Malone, 43, apologized for the bizarre episodes on a neighborhood street and blamed it on being lactose intolerant.
It all started when a resident of the neighborhood reached out about possible criminal activity on an undeveloped cul-de-sac after finding needles and feces. The cops were quickly able to determine that the feces were human and there was also toilet paper found in the area, as well.
More doodoo was found about a week later, so a motion-activated camera was placed in the area to attempt to identify the suspect.
A few weeks after that, more poo showed up, and it was easy to identify Malone as the suspect from the camera; her car was caught on video too.
We are still pretty confused as to why she kept going back to the same place when she actually lives about 3 ½ miles away, but she claims she did it because she couldn’t make it to her destination or another bathroom in the area.
Malone apologized and swore she wouldn’t do it again. However, she was charged with second-degree breach of peace. Her bail bonds were set at $500.
Original article: Connecticut Woman Pooped in Cul-De-Sac 3 Times in a Month: Authorities
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