When you gotta go, you gotta go! The cops are working hard to identify a guy who decided he couldn’t wait to find an actual toilet and did his business behind a business in Florida.

According to police, the unidentified man pooped behind a jewelry store and left his deposit to be found by a store employee, who almost stepped in it on her way out to her car.

The store employees started reviewing the security camera footage and sure enough, they found a shirtless, bearded man dropping his drawers to poop behind two cars parked in the alley. He is now infamously known as “Crapperman.” So far, Sir Crapperman has yet to be identified.

“Incidents like these have a negative effect on the quality of life in our community,” the police said. “It’s just downright shameful when people don’t give a crap about their town. It really stinks.”

We agree, the situation is downright crappy.

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Original Post: Surveillance Video Catches Man Pooping Behind Behind Florida Business

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