Oh boy… this guy sounds like trouble! Joseph Greenwood, 45, was charged with taking a police summons, placing it between what the indictment calls his “Butt Cheeks,” wiping the paper up and down, and then tossing it over to a police officer. That doesn’t seem like an idea that is going to go over too well.
He was indicted on a fourth-degree charge of throwing bodily fluids, which carries a possible 18-month jail sentence.
Mr. Greenwood was given the summons after being released on another charge of threatening to assault another person. Three months later, he was charged with disorderly conduct and making threats to kill another person. Just put this guy in jail already!
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