Apr 26
Police Chief Issues Himself a Speeding Ticket
26 Apr, 2017. 0 Comments. Uncategorized. Posted By: admin
Turns out that not even police chiefs are immune to speeding tickets. You just don’t expect them to give one to themselves! Police Chief Justin Burch did just that, though. It seems like he only gave himself the speeding ticket after being caught on video, though! Burch posted an apology on the police department’s Facebook page, saying he was “wrong in traveling at 75 to 80 mph”, which was clearly above the speed limit. He made good on writing himself a $300 speeding ticket and plans to pay it in full in order to be held accountable for his actions.…
Apr 26
Woman Arrested After Posting Video on Facebook Live
26 Apr, 2017. 0 Comments. Uncategorized. Posted By: admin
When you have a warrant out for your arrest and you know the cops are looking for you, you probably should stay off Facebook. Particularly, off Facebook Live. That’s exactly what Markesha Wilkerson, 18, recently did, though. She had a warrant out for her arrest for two charges: improper display of a firearm and failure to appear. So what does she do? She posts a Facebook Live video of herself at the local Chuck E Cheese, just while investigators were scanning Facebook to see if they could find any leads on where she might be. Nice timing!! Investigators quickly contacted…
Apr 17
Guy in ‘Hold My Beer’ Shirt Arrested for DUI
17 Apr, 2017. 0 Comments. Uncategorized. Posted By: admin
This guy had the perfect attire on when he was arrested for being under the influence recently. Talk about nailing that mug shot! Harrison Wootton recently crashed his car into a wall and just happened to be wearing a shirt that said “Hold My Beer and Watch This.” The irony was not lost on the responding police officers! Wooton, 25, was traveling on an access road that bordered a cemetery, when his car hit the graveyard’s low stone wall. The police that responded also found out his car was unregistered and uninsured. This guy was a triple threat! He was…
Apr 17
Man Leaves Signed Comment Card at Target After Assaulting Employee
17 Apr, 2017. 0 Comments. Uncategorized. Posted By: admin
In another case of extremely dumb criminals, this guy didn’t think twice about the ramifications of leaving a customer service card, that he signed, behind at a Target after sexually assaulting one of their employees. Ira Davis walked into a Target and began talking to a woman in the electronics department, when he began to make unwanted advances towards her. He began touching her inappropriately and whispered sexual comments to her, before grabbing her arms and telling her she was “drop dead gorgeous.” The woman made it clear that the man forced these actions upon her and it was 100%…
Apr 11
Guy in ‘Drunk Lives Matter’ Shirt Arrested for DUI
11 Apr, 2017. 0 Comments. Uncategorized. Posted By: admin
This guy in Pennsylvania was downright sick of all of the “XYZ Lives Matter” news he’s heard over the last few months, so he thought he’d go and find himself a t-shirt that said “Drunk Lives Matter” then head out and get arrested for drunk driving! Elwood Gutshall III, 44, was arrested after being pulled over for driving recklessly and being reported as a possible DUI driver. His blood-alcohol content was .217, which is about two and a half times the state’s legal limit for drivers. In our book, if you’re drinking and driving and putting others at risk, maybe…
Apr 11
Florida Man Steals Food from Grocery Store, Jumps Off Bridge to Avoid Cops
11 Apr, 2017. 0 Comments. Uncategorized. Posted By: admin
Not everyday would you think to steal sausage from a grocery store, then jump off a bridge to avoid the cops and still get arrested. Turns out, David Randall Bertram, 41, thought it would be a great idea! He managed to steal $10.38 worth of summer sausage, but was quickly detained when he was caught at the grocery store. Bertram, however, had other plans. As he was being escorted to the police car, he made a run for it. Eventually, he ran across lanes of highway traffic and found himself on the top of a local bridge… and jumped! He…
Apr 4
Two Woman Managed to Steal 22 Liquor Bottles in Record Time
4 Apr, 2017. 0 Comments. Uncategorized. Posted By: admin
Now this is a true feat of Herculean efforts! Recently in Florida, two women managed to get away with 22 bottles of liquor in less than 10 minutes! When it was all said and done, the liquor was estimated to be $2,450. That’s impressive, but just how did they manage to get away with it?  Two words: BIG PURSES! In a surveillance video, it is clear that they are stuffing their purse full of liquor bottles at the Florida store and nobody was the wiser. That must have been a heavy load to carry back out to their vehicle! And…
Apr 4
iPhone Thief Gets Creative Inside Target Store
4 Apr, 2017. 0 Comments. Uncategorized. Posted By: admin
A woman recently got very creative in Virginia in her quest to steal some iPhones. The woman disguised herself as a Target employee, walked into a Target store and made her way to the back stockroom. Once there, she placed $40,000 of iPhones in a box and left the store. Whoa! That’s a lot of iPhones! Surveillance video was able to capture pictures of the disguised thief, but still have been unable to locate her. While she didn’t actually work at the Target store, she seemed to sure know the store’s procedures. She knew exactly where to go to find…