Jun 27
Woman Hates Birthday Cake, ‘Drop Kicks’ it in Supermarket
27 Jun, 2016. 0 Comments. Uncategorized. Posted By: admin
This Michigan woman was REALLY dissatisfied with a custom birthday cake she recently ordered at her local supermarket and ended up ‘drop kicking’ it as a result. Hard core! The woman originally ordered a “Batman vs. Superman” cake for her son’s birthday party and was completely beside herself by what a horrible job the supermarket evidently did. The woman ended up going behind the counter in an attempt to fix the cake herself, but became further enraged when employees told her she wasn’t allowed in that area and she had to leave. This totally sent her over the edge and…
Jun 27
Man’s Party Van Simply Too Righteous
27 Jun, 2016. 0 Comments. Uncategorized. Posted By: admin
A man in New York City recently thought he was the BOMB after outfitting his van with what appeared to be more than 50 INDIVIDUAL SPEAKERS! And of course, he thought he needed to leave the doors open all of the time while blasting crazy loud music for all of his Queens neighbors to hear! Police began receiving multiple noise complaints recently and when they arrived at the location, they found the absurdly designed van and Nelson Hidalgo, who said the van was his. Cops confiscated the van, arrested Hidalgo and charged him with criminal nuisance, unreasonable noise, unlawful assembly…
Jun 20
Fart Causes Brawl in Florida Bar
20 Jun, 2016. 0 Comments. Uncategorized. Posted By: admin
Let this be a lesson to all… don’t break wind at your local watering hole, unless you’re looking for a fight! That’s what happened recently at a bar in Key West, Sloppy Joe’s, to be specific. Two couples started fighting after someone kept passing gas. Not only did they get into a little shouting match, one of the men went to the hospital for a dislocated shoulder! Richard McBride, 53, and his girlfriend Sandra Stoner, 55, got caught up in the fight after an unidentified couple started trading rude comments “over a fart.” The couple were at the bar with…
Jun 20
Women Ham it Up for Mugshots After Alleged Assault
20 Jun, 2016. 0 Comments. Uncategorized. Posted By: admin
We’re thinking these girls won’t find getting arrested too funny once they realize what they have done. Talk about having a lot of guts to smile after you’ve been arrested! Three women, Ashley England, Mary Jordan and Sammie Whaley were recently arrested after they assaulted a poor employee at McDonald’s. Why?  Because she was apparently working too slow for their taste. How horrible! The female employee was assaulted in the restaurant parking lot after they thought she wasn’t moving fast enough when serving them. And get this… their kids were with them! What great role models. Thanks to security footage,…
Jun 14
Unlucky Robbers Hit McDonald’s Where Special Forces Are Eating
14 Jun, 2016. 0 Comments. Uncategorized. Posted By: admin
Talk about picking the absolute wrong place to rob! Not that it’s ever a good idea to rob anything, but the timing couldn’t have been worse for these guys! Two men recently entered a McDonald’s in France where there were about 40 people eating their McMeals. What they didn’t realize was that 11 of them were off-duty members of the French paramilitary special forces,  soldiers that specialize in hostage situation. We’re betting the odds are going to be against the two jokers. The robbers burst into the store, firing a warning shot and stealing as much money as they could…
Jun 14
Guy on Forklift Robs Liquor Store, Slow Chase Ensues
14 Jun, 2016. 0 Comments. Uncategorized. Posted By: admin
This guy was desperate for some booze! So much so, that he stole a front-end loader and smashed it into the front of a local liquor store, just so he could steal some alcohol. Talk about commitment! After stealing the booze, he led the cops on a low-speed chase through Alaska. He must have wanted to make sure he drank as much of that alcohol as he could before he finally gave up to the police. A witness had seen the loader crash into the liquor store and called police, where they were able to lead them to where the…
Jun 8
Sex Assault Charge Leads to Sobbing Mugshot
8 Jun, 2016. 0 Comments. Uncategorized. Posted By: admin
This Wisconsin man is facing some serious first degree sexual assault charges after allegedly threatening to cut a woman if she didn’t have sex with him at a recent party. Anthony J. Zingale, is looking at a maximum sentence of 40 years in prison if he’s convicted. He was also charged with carrying a concealed weapon. Not a smart guy! Police were called to a home after a man said that Zingale attempted to sexually assault his wife at a party. When the cops showed up, he knew he was done and put his hands behind his back to be…
Jun 8
Judge Sentences Man to 12 Sundays in Church
8 Jun, 2016. 0 Comments. Uncategorized. Posted By: admin
We just love stories where judges hand out creative sentences to people who have been found guilty of different crimes. Judge William Mallory believes in doling out punishments that truly fit the crime and also wants to help people learn a lesson in the process. His recent sentence, though, wasn’t even his own idea, but he sure liked it! Jake Strotman was convicted on a misdemeanor attempted assault conviction and decided that it would be a good idea for him (a not-so-good Catholic boy) to spend 12 Sundays in the local Baptist Church. Strotman had recently went out and got…